Oh. Good. God. The drama.
There's so much, where do we start?
Okay, let's take it from the top...
So, it's pretty much been confirmed that it was in fact TAYLOR who wrote Calvin and Rihanna's smash hit 'This Is What You Came For'.
Taylor's rep spoke to People Magazine and confirmed the news that she wrote the song under the pseudonym Nils Sjoberg.
They recorded a demo and decided to keep it on the down low initially, but THEN, Calvin went and did an interview with Ryan Seacrest where he said "You know, we haven't even spoken about it. I can't see it happening though," which is naturally, not a very cool thing to do.
Rumor has it Taylor was RAGING.
Are you still with us? Cool.
So. Calvin took to twitter earlier.. Have a look...
And she sings on a little bit of it too
Amazing lyric writer and she smashed it as usual https://t.co/vW3yGOIJit— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
I wrote the music, produced the song, arranged it and cut the vocals though. And initially she wanted it kept secret, hence the pseudonym
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
Hurtful to me at this point that her and her team would go so far out of their way to try and make ME look bad at this stage though
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
I figure if you're happy in your new relationship you should focus on that instead of trying to tear your ex bf down for something to do
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
I know you're off tour and you need someone new to try and bury like Katy ETC but I'm not that guy, sorry. I won't allow it
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
Please focus on the positive aspects of YOUR life because you've earned a great one
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
And then, he decided to wrap us his rant with this
God bless everyone have a beautiful day
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
Wow. Now, even Katy herself has weighed in on the drama
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) July 13, 2016
Twitter has taken a bit of a nasty turn in the last hour or so, with the hashtag #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty trending.
WARNING: If you are a huge Taylor fan, below tweets might hurt a little....
She FINALLY finished?#TaylorSwiftIsOverParty pic.twitter.com/QB75l5h56Z
— MOLA1 (@MOLA1) July 13, 2016
Katy Perry right now #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty pic.twitter.com/EkMrK1f2U0
— ㅤ (@katyperryrises) July 13, 2016
rushing to the #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty pic.twitter.com/6yocItg1D0
— derrick (@StoneColdDeluxe) July 13, 2016
Hope y'all saved a plate for me #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty pic.twitter.com/H4Ogtnwryg
— Cyan (@DailyLarryDose) July 13, 2016
Just put the finishing touches on the cake that'll be served at the #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty! pic.twitter.com/Ba1FtQEJuh
— EVREN (@evrenperry) July 13, 2016
And, finally....
Katy has just retweeted this tweet from 2015.
Lads, can someone pass us the popcorn? https://t.co/wgk96b8Mi9
— Beat 102 103 (@beat102103) July 13, 2016
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