I got my girlfriend Taylor Swift tickets assuming she would go with a friend.

But she told me that I am going with her but I don't want to go.

She bought me a t-shirt for the gig that says "It's me, Hi, I'm the boyfriend, it's me"

This is really embarrassing and I haven't got the heart to tell her that I can't do this. I do love her but the slagging is not gonna be worth it.